Cool ideas for signs to put around the place

• WORMS ARE WELCOME!

• BEWARE: DOG HAS LICKER LICENCE

·         THE VIEW IS GREAT

ADMISSION’S FREE

WON’T YOU SHARE

MY PORCH WITH ME?

·         DON’T WAKE THE BEAR. HE GETS CRANKY.

·         NO, I CAN’T GO TO HELL; SATAN STILL HAS THAT RESTRAINING ORDER ON ME.

·         GONE FISHIN. BACK AT DARK THIRTY.

·         IF YOU’RE NOT THE LEAD DOG, THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES.

·         AND REMEMBER, THE PLURAL OF GUN IS “ARSENEL.”

·         BOOZE AND WORK DON’T MIX. PREVENT ACCIDENTS—QUIT WORK!!!

·         IF EVERYTHING ISN’T BLACK AND WHITE, I SAY WHY THE HELL NOT?!! –John Wayne

·         INSANITY IS HEREDITARY. YOU GET IT FROM YOUR KIDS!

·         AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE, WE WILL SERVE THE LORD.

·         WEEDS

·         MORE WEEDS

·         TALL WEEDS

·         IF I CAN’T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE AT LEAST LET ME BE A WARNING.

·         GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAILS.

·         NO SOLICITING

WE FOUND JESUS

WE LOVE OUR VACUUM

WE GAVE AT THE OFFICE

AND MY KID IS SELLING THE SAME CRAP YOU ARE!

·         INSTANT HUMAN, JUST ADD COFFEE

·         YOU CAN’T SCARE ME. I’M A TEACHER!

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